wesleyschultzs:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

is your dad taylor swift

(Source: nbhcannibal)

illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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(Source: illkim)

oreoofficial:

u know when someone stops talking to u and u finally accept that ur not speaking anymore and then they talk to u and ur like wtf