foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

outscore:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits)

absolutelyvantastic:

i have never identified so hard with song lyrics

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