breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

aradiator:

i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)

yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems)

  • horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that
,,

I don’t want anyone to tell me to take my clothes off so I’m not going to tell anyone else to put more clothes on.

Taylor on how Miley and other artists are doing things differently than her. (via xloveswift)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

(Source: userbar)